Bumper Stickers

ITEM	DESCRIPTION	BACK COLOR /LETTER COLOR
BSS-1-SOLD OUT	HARLEY PARKING ONLY ALL OTHERS WILL BE CRUSHED	BLACK/ORANGE
BSS-2-SOLD OUT	PARKING FOR EARNHARDT FANS ONLY	BLACK/WHITE
BSS-3	RESERVED PARKING FOR WORLDS BEST GRANDMA	GREEN/WHITE
BSS-4	HARLEY REPAIR SHOP WILL WORK FOR BEER	BLACK/ORANGE
BSS-5-SOLD OUT	NO TRESPASSING VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOT	BLACK/WHITE
BSS-6	DON'T EVEN THINK OF PARKING HERE	WHITE/BLACK
BSS-7-SOLD OUT	BITCH PARKING ONLY ALL OTHERS WILL BE SLAPPED	BLACK/YELLOW
BSS-8	CAUTION NASCAR RACING 200 MPH SPEED LIMIT	BLACK/WHITE
BSS-9-SOLD OUT	3 THINGS I DON'T LIKE-HOT BEER - COLD WOMEN - ASS HOLES	BLACK/WHITE
BSS-10	COWGIRL PARKING ONLY ALL OTHERS WILL BE LASSOED	BROWN/YELLOW
BSS-11	COWBOY PARKING ONLY ALL OTHERS WILL BE CASTRATED	BROWN/YELLOW
BSS-12-SOLD OUT	CAUTION WE DON'T CALL 911	BLACK/YELLOW
BSS-13	CHOPPER PARKING ONLY ALL OTHERS WILL BE CRUSHED	BROWN/GOLD
BSS-14	TRACTOR PARKING ONLY ALL OTHERS WILL BE PLOWED UNDER	GREEN/YELLOW
BSS-15	STILL PLAYS WITH TRACTORS	GREEN/YELLOW
BSS-16	RESERVED PARKING FOR GORDON FANS	BLUE/YELLOW
BSS-17-SOLD OUT	PRINCESS PARKING ONLY ALL OTHERS WILL BE TOAD	PINK/WHITE
BSS-18-SOLD OUT	IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE IN RANGE	BLACK/WHITE
BSS-19	RESERVED FOR HARLY BIKERS	BLACK/ORANGE
BSS-20	QUEEN PARKING	PURPLE/WHITE
BSS-21	STILL PLAYS WITH TRACTORS	RED/WHITE
BSS-22	FIREFIGHTERS PARKING	RED/WHITE
BSS-23	FIRE FIGHTERS PARKING ONLY VIOLATORS WILL BE SMOKED	RED/WHITE
BSS-24	IF YOUR RICH IM YOUR BITCH	BLACK/PINK
BSS-25	NO PARKING STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDY CAP	BLUE/WHITE
BSS-26	WARNING BITCH BITES	BLACK/YELLOW
BSS-27	FOOTBALL FAN PARKING ALL OTHERS WILL BE SACKED	GREEN/WHITE
BSS-28	CAUTION RACE FANS 200 M.P.H. SPEED LIMIT	BLACK/WHITE
BSS-29	GO AWAY	BLACK/WHITE
BSS-30	GAS GRASS OR ASS NO ONE RIDES FOR FREE	BLACK ORANGE
BSS-31	IF YOU THINK SHIT HAPPENS PARK HERE	BLACK/WHITE
BSS-32	NO PISSY ATTITUDES	BLACK/ORANGE
BSS-33	IF YOU MUST DRINK AND DRIVE DRINK PEPSI	BLUE/WHITE
BSS-34	HUNTER PARKING ONLY VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOT	BROWN/BEIGE
BSS-35	RIDE'EM HARD RIDE'EM LONG	BLACK/ORANGE
BSS-36	BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY LETS GO RACIN	BLACK/WHITE

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SIGNS BELOW ARE GREEN AND WHITE

BSH-371 - Middleburgh, N.Y

BSH-372 - www.Middleburgh.com

BSH-373 - Schoharie, N.Y.

BSH-374 - Summit, N.Y.

BSH-375 - Gilboa, N.Y.

BSH-376 - Breakabeen, N.Y.

BSH-377 - Fultonham, N.Y.

BSH-378 - Cobleskill, N.Y.

BSH-379 - Jefferson, N.Y.

BSH-380 - West Fulton, N.Y.

BSH-381 - Livingstonville, N.Y.

BSH-382 - Kiss My Ass Road

BSH-383 - Screw You Street

BSH-384 - Sloughter Street

BSH-385 - Scary County

BSH-386 - Huntersland, N.Y.

ITEM # BUMP - 1) LAST SLOUGHTER OUT OF MIDDLEBURGH TURN OUT THE LIGHT

ITEM # BUMP - 2) GOD CREATED SEX (I ONLY PERFECTED IT)

ITEM # BUMP - 3) CAN YOU HEAR MY MIDDLE FINGER OVER YOUR BLARING SPEAKERS ?

ITEM # BUMP - 4) I THOUGHT I WANTED A CAREER, TURNS OUT I JUST WANTED PAYCHECKS

ITEM # BUMP - 5) QUIT HONKING IM RELOADING

ITEM # BUMP - 6) YOUR PROCTOLOGIST CALLED HE FOUND YOUR HEAD

ITEM # BUMP - 7) CAUTION DRIVER JUST DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE

ITEM # BUMP - 8) I LOVE SCHOHARIE COUNTY

ITEM # BUMP - 9) IM THE BOSS MY WIFE SAID I COULD BE

ITEM # BUMP - 10) IM SO BROKE I CANT EVEN PAY ATTENTION

ITEM # BUMP - 11) DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE YOU MIGHT HIT A BUMP AND SPILL YOUR DRINK

ITEM # BUMP - 12) BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN IS A SURPRISED WOMAN

ITEM # BUMP - 13) BEER, 4 OUT OF 5 PEOPLE PREFER IT TO PROZAC

ITEM # BUMP - 14) WOMAN WANT ME, FISH FEAR ME

ITEM # BUMP - 15) I DON'T DISCRIMINATE I HATE EVERYBODY

ITEM # BUMP - 16) THERE'S NO TIME LIKE NOW TO POSTPONE DOING STUFF

ITEM # BUMP - 17) JESUS LOVES YOU EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE

ITEM # BUMP - 18) UNLESS YOUR A HEMORRHOID STAY OFF MY ASS

ITEM # BUMP - 19) GAS, GRASS, OR ASS NO ONE RIDES FOR FREE

ITEM # BUMP - 20) I BRAKE FOR... OH SHIT NO BRAKES

ITEM # BUMP - 21) ARE YOU HAVING PHONE SEX OR DO U ALWAYS DRIVE THAT WAY

ITEM # BUMP - 22) I CHILD PROOFED MY HOUSE BUT THEY STILL GET IN

ITEM # BUMP - 23) NAVY

ITEM # BUMP - 24) QUITYERBITCHIN

ITEM # BUMP - 25) SUPPORT CANNIBALISM EAT ME

ITEM # BUMP - 26) GR8NBED

ITEM # BUMP - 27) A MAN IS INCOMPLETE UNTIL HE GETS MARRIED THEN HE'S FINISHED

ITEM # BUMP - 28) SUPPORT MARRIAGE DO IT TILL YOU GET IT RIGHT

ITEM # BUMP - 29) I TRIED SEEING YOUR POINT OF VIEW BUT I COULD GET MY HEAD THAT FAR UP MY ASS

ITEM # BUMP - 30) CAUTION I GO FROM 0 TO HORNY IN 2.5 BEERS

ITEM # BUMP - 31) CAUTION I CAN GO FROM 0 TO BITCH IN 2.5 SECONDS

ITEM # BUMP - 32) I SUFFER FROM CRS CANT REMEMBER SHIT

ITEM # BUMP - 33) HOW'S MY DRIVING ? DIAL 1-800-EATSHIT

ITEM # BUMP - 34) ANGER MANAGEMENT GRADUATE - WHAT THE HELL YOU LOOKIN AT ?

ITEM # BUMP - 35) MY KID BEAT UP YOUR HONOR STUDENT

ITEM # BUMP - 36) I'M HUNG LIKE EINSTEIN AND SMART AS A HORSE

ITEM # BUMP - 37) YOUR LIVING PROOF THAT COWBOYS HUMPED BUFFALO

ITEM # BUMP - 38) WATCH OUR IM LATE FOR DRIVERS ED CLASS

ITEM # BUMP - 39) LIFE SUCK WELL OK JUST YOURS

ITEM # BUMP - 40) I STILL MISS MY EX BUT MY AIM IS IMPROVING

ITEM # BUMP - 41) I'M SO HAPPY I COULD SHIT

ITEM # BUMP - 42) OFFICER WILL THIS STICKER SAYING SUPPORT LAW ENFORCEMENT STOP YOU FROM GIVING ME A TICKET?

ITEM # BUMP - 43) I GOT KICKED OUT OF CUB SCOUTS FOR EATING A BROWNIE

ITEM # BUMP - 44) IM GOIN NUCKING FUTS

ITEM # BUMP - 45) STICKS AND STONED MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT WHIPS AND CHAINS EXCITE ME

ITEM # BUMP - 46) TAKE REVENGE SHIT ON A PIGEON

ITEM # BUMP - 47) A NICE ASS SHOULD BE SEEN NOT HEARD

ITEM # BUMP - 48) THIS CAR IS A STATUS SYMBOL IT SYMBOLIZES ME BEING POOR

ITEM # BUMP - 49) ALL MEN ARE ANIMALS SOME JUST MAKE BETTER PETS

ITEM # BUMP - 50) ANY PROBLEM CAN BE SCREWED UP MORE BY A COMPUTER

ITEM # BUMP - 51) WWW.OFFMYASS.COM

ITEM # BUMP - 52) I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE BARBIE THAT BITCH HAS EVERYTHING

ITEM # BUMP - 53) ENJOY TRAFFIC DRIVE WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN

ITEM # BUMP - 54) COWS COME AND GO BUT BULL LASTS FOREVER

ITEM # BUMP - 55) SO MANY CATS SO FEW RECIPES

ITEM # BUMP - 56) LOST YOUR CAT? TRY LOOKING UNDER MY TIRES

ITEM # BUMP - 57) PMS PUNISH MEN SEVERELY

ITEM # BUMP - 58) BREAST INSPECTION 20 FEET AHEAD (PLEASE HAVEM OUT)

ITEM # BUMP - 59) I USED TO BE A WIND BREAKER NOW IM AN OLD FART

ITEM # BUMP - 60) MY IDEAL GIRLFRIEND A NYMPHO LIQUOR STORE OWNER

ITEM # BUMP - 61) WINTER SUCKS

ITEM # BUMP - 62) KEEP THE FISH THROW THE OLD LADY BACK

ITEM # BUMP - 63) FOR A SMALL TOWN THIS ONE SURE HAS A LOT OF ASSHOLES

ITEM # BUMP - 64) DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT ?

ITEM # BUMP - 65) DON'T HASSLE ME IM A LOCAL- SOLD OUT

ITEM # BUMP - 66) IS MORON SPELLED WITH ONE L OR TWO ?

ITEM # BUMP - 67) TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS PEOPLE REALLY DON'T LIKE YOU

ITEM # BUMP - 68) IF YOU DON'T LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC YOU CAN KISS MY ASS

ITEM # BUMP - 69) THAT'S MS. BITCH TO YOU

ITEM # BUMP - 70) HOW DO I SPELL RELIEF ? F-A-R-T

ITEM # BUMP - 71) I BRAKE FOR HOOTERS

ITEM # BUMP - 72) I'M NOT MOONING YOU I'M TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK

ITEM # BUMP - 73) I LOVE CATS THEY TASTE JUST LIKE CHICKEN

ITEM # BUMP - 74) FISH TREMBLE AT THE SOUND OF MY NAME

ITEM # BUMP - 75) HOW ARE IN LAWS DIFFERENT FROM OUT LAWS? OUTLAWS ARE WANTED

ITEM # BUMP - 76) A HARD ON DOESN'T COUNT AS A PERSONAL GROWTH

ITEM # BUMP - 77) THE MORE YOU COMPLAIN THE LONGER GOD MAKES YOU LIVE

ITEM # BUMP - 78) ASSHOLE NOT JUST A WORD A LIFESTYLE

ITEM # BUMP - 79) IF YOU THINK IM A WIMP MY WIFE WILL KICK YOUR ASS

ITEM # BUMP - 80) IF I WANTED TO HEAR FROM AN ASSHOLE ID FART

ITEM # BUMP - 81) SINGLE WOMEN CANT FART THEY DON'T HAVE AN ASSHOLE UNTIL THEY'RE MARRIED

ITEM # BUMP - 82) I WONDER IF YOU'D DRIVE ANY BETTER IF THAT CAR PHONE WAS UP YOUR BUTT!

ITEM # BUMP - 83) JUST SAY NO TO CRACK

ITEM # BUMP - 84) IF SIZE DOESN'T MATTER HOW COME IM SO POPULAR?

ITEM # BUMP - 85) LIFE'S A BITCH AND SO AM I

ITEM # BUMP - 86) TAKE YOUR EX OUT TONIGHT ( ONE BULLET OUGHTTA DO IT)

ITEM # BUMP - 87) DON'T CURSE THE DARKNESS, LIGHT A FART

ITEM # BUMP - 88) WANNA GET LAID ? CRAWL UP A HENS ASS AND WAIT

ITEM # BUMP - 89) NICE NAUGHTY

ITEM # BUMP - 90) IF FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED DON'T SKYDIVE

ITEM # BUMP - 91) BE NICE TO NERDS CHANCES ARE YOU'LL END UP WORKING FOR ONE

ITEM # BUMP - 92) IM NOT STUPID IM HARD OF THINKING

ITEM # BUMP - 93) I'D SMACK YOU BUT SHIT SPLATTERS

ITEM # BUMP - 94) IF FARTING IS AN ART THEN I'M ITS PICASSO

ITEM # BUMP - 95) JUST CUZ YOU HAVE ONE IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'VE GOTTA BE ONE

ITEM # BUMP - 96) YOU SAY I'M A BITCH LIKE IT'S A BAD THING

BSL-308-SOLD OUT	POP'S GARAGE	WHITE/BLACK
BSL-310	BUCK FEVER	BLACK/WHITE
BSL-311	CUE BALL ALLEY	WHITE/BLACK
BSL-312	DEER HUNTER'S POINT	GREEN/WHITE
BSL-313	FISHERMAN'S COVE	GREEN/WHITE
BSL-314	FIRE FIGHTER'S RD	RED/WHITE
BSL-315	GRANDPA'S PLACE	GREEN/WHITE
BSL-316	GRANDMA'S GARDEN	GREEN/WHITE
BSL-317	DAD'S WORKSHOP	GREEN/WHITE
BSL-319	BULL SHIT BLVD	BLACK/WHITE
BSL-321	WIZARD OF OZ AVE	BLUE/YELLOW
BSL-325	COLD BEER SOLD HERE	RED/WHITE
BSL-328	SEX DRIVE	BLACK/WHITE
BSL-329-SOLD OUT	ASSHOLE'S GARAGE	BLACK/WHITE
BSL-332	ELVIS PRESLEY BLVD	BLACK/WHITE
BSL-337	BINGO LOVER'S LANE	WHITE/BLUE
BSL-339	MEMORY LANE	BLACK/WHITE
BSL-340	LOVERS LANE	RED/WHITE
BSL-351-SOLD OUT	HOG HEAVEN	BLACK/ORANGE
BSL-364-SOLD OUT	HARLEY COUNTRY	BLACK/ORANGE
BSL-371	REDNECK BLVD	RED/WHITE
BSL-372-SOLD OUT	PRINCESS	BLUE/WHITE
BSL-373-SOLD OUT	DALE JARRETT DR	BLACK/WHITE
BSL-374	MARK MCGUIRE RD	RED/WHITE
BSL-375	POLICE OFFICER DR	BLUE/WHITE
BSL-376	RETIRED AND BROKE DR	BLUE/WHITE
BSL-377-SOLD OUT	HARLEYVILLE U.S.A.	BLACK/ORANGE
BSL-378	THE MARINE WAY	BLUE/WHITE
BSL-379	SPORTSTER DR	BLACK/ORANGE
BSL-380	HARLEY MAMA	BLACK/ORANGE
BSL-381-SOLD OUT	TRAILER TRASH	BLACK/WHITE
BSL-382	I LOVE LUCY	BLUE/WHITE
BSL-383-SOLD OUT	EAT SH-T BLVD	BLACK/WHITE
BSL-384	PIT STOP RD	BLACK/WHITE
BSL-385	WHITE TRASH	BLACK/WHITE
BSL-386	BEER BELLY BLVD	RED/WHITE
BSL-387-SOLD OUT	BARBIE DOLL BLVD	PINK/WHITE
BSL-388	JIMMIE JOHNSON JR DR	BLACK/WHITE
BSL-389	BAD TO THE BONE	BLACK/YELLOW
BSL-390-SOLD OUT	BIKER BABE BLVD	BLACK/ORANGE

BSL-392-SOLD OUT	MARGARITAVILLE	GREEN/YELLOW
BSL-393	CHOPPER BLVD	BLACK/SILVER
BSL-394	US ROUTE 66	BLACK/WHITE
BSL-395	DALE JR. BLVD	RED/WHITE

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